You must have been damn stupid Brad if you took that motorcycle to the ground.

God damn it, you should have eaten something before riding it!

These exclusive images of Brad Pitt’s motorcycle spill were taken on Saturday afternoon.

Driving around Beverly Hills, the actor lost control of his brand new motorcycle after a close encounter with a member of the paparazzi.

Pitt was so nervous that he tried to pee on the paparazzi. He fucked them up and then walked into the courtyard of a nearby apartment building to get away.

What a taugh guy!