Britney is suntanning her ass in Costa Rica

Wheeere can the bicch be? Where where well? Believe it or not, she is in Costa Rica, on vacation with Mel Gibson.

That bastard finally found out that Britney was available in 69 positions, so that he told himself:

"What, I'm more stupid than stupid Adnan? No, no.. She must be mine in all 69 positions."

So there he is with Britney at his ranch in Costa Rica, waiting for the right moment to park his car into her garage.

Britney was spotted hitting the beach with her pappito and some friends, wearing some bikini on her cheese.

A newspaper in Costa Rica reported that:

“Britney, Mel, Brit’s father and Mel’s wife landed at San Jose’s main airport on Thursday, and when they get off the plane, the pop star hid herself under an umbrella to hide from photographers.

From there, the trio boarded a private jet to one of Gibson’s reported several homes in the country, in the northwest beach region of Guanacaste.”

The bicch is hiding, ha? Damn fat, huge, stupidass..

There was also a witness who had been watching them for a few days.

He didn't leave the beach not even for a second, not even for eating, drinking, or taking his shit out.. He saw everything and declared that: