Apparently, Gemma Atkinson is nothing more than a hot slut, but if you get to know her better, as I did, you’ll find a very pleasant and funny childish person.

I used to take her as a reason of rubbing my Jimmy Chou, but now I see her in another way.. I haven’t even noticed Gemma’s hot boobs, or her sexy ass in this latest issue of Nuts magazine 2009, and that’s because all that I care about is the soul :X the soul :X the soul :X

But even so, how can I possibly pay attention to anything on this world when the hottest British glamour model strips down in some sexy lingerie??

I shout my motto again “She’s a bitch, but she’s hot!” and go playing with Jimmy.

What sort of girlfriend are you?

I’m very laid back. I wouldn’t call you 12 times a day, asking what you’re doing and who you’re with.I’d expect a guy to respect me, be loyal to me and just make me happy. If he made me feel secure, I’d have no problem with him going off on holiday with the boys. I’d go down the pub with him and watch the footy – but I’d also wear sexy underwear and cook him supper.

Wow! How would a bloke know if you were interested in him?

I’d hold his gaze for longer than normal. Than he’d know that he either had food stuck in his teeth or I was interested in him! that’s all I’d do, though, because I’m quite shy.It’d be up to him to come over to me!

Would you chat someone up if you’d had a few drinks?

I would but it wouldn’t get me anywhere because the bloke would be thinking “Who’s this lady, pissed-up bird?” and avoid me! I’m not good drunk at all but I’m a cheap date – buy me a tequila and I’ll be happy!

If a bloke fancied you, should he a) buy you a drink, b) ask you for a dance or c)grab your boobs?

The first one, because then we could chat, too. You can’t talk while you’re dancing – and besides, he might get into the bump-and-grind thing too early. Obviously, if he grabbed my boobs, he’d get a slap.

Would you try internet dating?

No chance! The only time I ever use the internet is to reply to emails from fans, I don’t have a Facebook profile or anything. There are quite a few Gemma Atkinson Facebook profiles out there but I promise you, none of them are me!

Thanks, Gemma. Finally, how would you give a bloke a Valentine’s Day to remember?

I’d cook him spaghetti bolognaise, light some candles, go upstairs, then come back down in my sexy underwear and, well, get down to it. then I’d make him breakfast in bed in the morning!