Heidi Montag Playboy - Heidi Montag Playboy Pictures

I know you may ask "Isn't she doing this everyday?", but Heidi has finally got some money on it.

The September issue of the Playboy mag illustrates Miss Pratt in what is supposed to be the hottest state of Heidi ever.

Covered in mud, the reality-TV happily tells USWeekly "I did pose nude", like if we weren't smart enough to see it.

She's blonde. Not that I would have something with blondes, I still love their boobs.

As you can notice, the photos don't reveal much of her vagina. Not even a nipple.

"The body is a beautiful creation. If anything, the reason I didn't show everything is because I plan to get a few more upgrades"

Upgrades meaning plastic surgery.

"I'm definitely not done with my surgical quest, [I'd like] to go bigger on my boobs" Heidi tells Spencer, who interviewed her for Playboy.

Moreover, our lady reveals the experience of her first surgery, called Grab Some Silicon Mission 2.0

[I went] "shopping for boobs" [in the lad mag]. "I wanted the best, so I sat down and flipped through a bunch of Playboys. The women are so hot -- Pamela Anderson, Carmen Electra, Marilyn Monroe, all the Playmates."

Is she straight after all?

Playing their reporter-celebrity roles, it came Spencer's turn to make up some craps:

"Now when I'm peeing, I get to see a 10-foot naked photo of of my wife" having a poster-sized photo of Heidi hang up on his bathroom wall.

Two words for you guys: FUCK YOU!