Playboy girl Holly Madison, Hugh Hefner’s right hand, has decided to leave the Playboy Mansion for magician Criss Angel.
She must have fed up with his wizened skin, and that’s why she has officially broken up with Hugh Hefner and moved out of the mansion.
The Playboy sex symbol seems to be dating Las Vegas man Criss Angel, also know as Big Dik. I can only understand one piece of sh*t from this sh*t:
Holly is not interested in getting money anymore, but she’s interested in getting Big Di[*]k. I wonder how it was better, but either way she had to suck.
You better suck a fresh dck than a wizened one, right?