Ashlee Simpson Wentz and her emo husband Pete Wentz have finally decided to introduce us their first newborn son Bronx Mowgli Wentz.

They posted on Pete’s website [FriendsOrEnemies.com] a “Happy Holidays” greeting card together with a family portrait photo:

“We decided to share the best gift we could ever receive with you: Bronx Mowgli Wentz. We couldn’t be happier. And in the spirit of the holidays, we’d like to encourage you to give on your own.”

They listed three names of sites which raise funds to help people, but they forgot to include ME :X I still need $30,000 to get my black Mercedes SLK.

Back to Bronx, the baby born on November 20th has already been predicted a great future since Ashlee loves him more than anything on this world:

“[He] makes me laugh and smile every day.” If you’re so happy, can you borrow me $30,000 to buy that black car? :D

Simpson beauty, Ashlee, and her husband Pete Wentz paid a visit to a friend of them, to celebrate the Independence Day. They were not alone anymore, they had their baby boy dog together with them. Daddy loves the boy, doesn’t he?

Even if the sex of the boy hasn’t been revealed, Ashlee is said to be waiting for a boy. Pete is practicing his role on their shitty bulldog, Rigby. What a happy family :X

Finally, Ashlee Simpson, Jessica’s sister and Pete Wentz got married.

They arranged a private ceremony, only with their family and friends.

A spokesman declared People that:

“We’re delighted to confirm that Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson were married this evening in front of family and close friends”.

Nicole Richie and her husband Joel Madden attended the wedding, and so did Tony Romowho is still with Jessica.

Young Ashlee wore  “an ivory lace wedding gown by Monique Lhuillier accessorized with a diamond necklace and earrings by Neil Lane.”

She went on “officially revealing her pregnancy to everyone at her wedding reception” .

Young and beautiful Ashlee Simpson was spotted out with her boyfriend Peter Wentz.

The two stars went dinning out at Eva Longoria’s restaurant, Beso, in Hollywood.

Treated like a queen, Ashlee was having a huge smile on her face.

After the dinner, gentleman Pete drove his lover home, giving her some “Besos” in case she was still hungry.

They are engaged, they are not engaged, they are engaged, they are not.. What the fu*k is all that shit this about? Jessica Simpson’s little sis Ashlee Simpson loves Pete Wentz, and she wanted everybody to know that.

So at her latest TV appearance, Fuse TV’s The Sauce, she was asked if the ring on her finger represented something important. What the little bitch star said?

“No I’m not pregnant“, so.. She thinks first at pregnancy, at babies, at having sex.. you little horny girl! After this, let’s say joke, she admitted that the ring was a promise from her boyfriend, Pete.

“It just means that he hasn’t asked my Dad yet…” So, once for all, they are not engaged, but something is going on between them.

Pete doesn’t have the courage to ask Ashlee’s father for his daughter.. Maybe he needs a cold shower or a fist in his big ass. Despite all the rumors, a representative for the singer said: “She is not engaged.”