People from Maxim Magazine know what most of us, except me, need and that’s why Kourtney Kardashian covers this month’s issue of the mag.

She looks rather stupid than sexy but it’s fine as long as they get their money – mission accomplished.

Her sister Kim looks a gazillion times better but who needs a comparison when you can have them both for a bottle of Jack and a pair of shoes?

Kourtney Kardashian, Kim’s sister was spotted yesterday leaving Koi restaurant in Los Angeles. The fat bitc| got a few kilos from the restaurant and then she headed to the cinema to watch her sister Kim’s new film, “Disaster Movie”.

You can imagine how the film was, a total disaster, with Kim Kardashian’s enormous ass on the screen.