Lindsay Lohan has a bling bling ring - she'll marry Samantha Ronson

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are officially engaged, and ready to get married.

Lindsay seems to be the bride, because she's the one with big breasts, and Sammie Ron is the brawny dude. I wonder how they're going to have children.

Samantha will attach a sexual toy to her "pussx", fill it with cream and shoot Lindsay directly in her vaginux.

"By the end of this year, my love will be Mrs Ronson"

Coming back to Lindsay' ring, she was spotted wearing a heart-shaped, engagement-type ring on her finger last night in New York.

The girls will be married by the end of the year, according to Samantha Ronson’s announcement...

While Lindsay didn't let the cat out of the bag, Sam said that the relation has become more serious than ever, and they even have matching tattoos.

She told Marie Claire magazine: "Samantha had some stars so I had some done as well."

"I am very happy. She is a fantastic person who has a great influence on everyone around her."

Lindsay also break the ice saying that they are currently looking to buy a new home together. Damn I hate you Lindsay..