Hugh Hefner wants Miley Cyrus to pose for Playboy

Everybody's grandpa Hugh Hefner is waiting for Miley Cyrus to grow, so that she can legally pose for his Playboy magazine.

First, he would like to talk to Miley , and then offer her around $ 324,234,458. This is not business anymore, bastard Hugh just wants to take a look at a fresh pu$$y..

He even recognized:

"Sure, she’d be welcomed in the magazine. Very pretty lady. And I think to make such a big to-do over something as innocent as those photos [talking about Vanity Fair phots], I think is a reflection on how schizophrenic America is about sexuality."

The interview was censored, but we found out what Hefner added:

"I am crazy about young PU()()IES, i would really like to F()()K hers..I just dream about licking some new material.. " Old asshole..