Nadine Velazquez, or Catalina from My Name is Earl, is the latest cover of FHM Magazine.

Now that she’s one of the girls of FHM, you have no chance to have her in your bed, so keep dreaming!

That curvacious ass makes her different from all the others, and those brown eyes make you feel butterflies in your stomach.

No matter your butterflies, or just flies, whatever you feel, the girl is not single, she’s actually married to a dude called Marc Provissiero.

The Hollywood chick has one of the hottest latin bodies around here, so you’d better watch out!