Paris Hilton and best friend Brittany Flickinger out in Aspen

If sometimes I feel a strong feeling of guilt and regret when I say bad things about Britney, well, let me tell you that now when I call Paris Hilton a blonde slut, I feel damn good; because she really IS!

How can I not introduce my penis to Paris, when she's so willing to have a whole community of penes, all at once in her mouth? :X Lovely!

Continuing her holidays in Aspen, our especially valued miss Hilton was spotted out, together with her bitchy best friend Brittany Flickinger; by the way, this little young lady doesn't look bad at all, in fact I'd stick her with my thing!

Wearing an "animal print top layered over a green shirt with tan trousers and a pair of faux fur-lined boots", Paris had a very good time in Aspen shopping and being offered massage.