Robbie Williams leaves Los Angeles for a new £7 million mansion in Wiltshire

• he's a stupid gay

• he bought this shit £7million French-style country mansion in Wiltshire

He is said to have left Los Angeles, after 5 years of earning millions over millions, and to have settled down at the country-side.

The singer is currently recording a new solo album, and maybe that's why he needed a private place, this 17th century manor house, to be able to get some fresh air and masturbate in silence. Hurry up Rob, your girl is coming!

Yep, that's right, Ayda Field, the American actress is so jealous that she doesn't let him alone more than three days. In fact, all that she wants is his money, the tennis court, the sauna and the swimming pool complex, the eight bathrooms, the gym, the two staff flats and the helicopter hangar.. and not to forget about a big strong dildo.

Nothing else.