Hottest gay of all times, Ryan Seacrest, has just passed through the most difficult moment of his life: he had to face a stalker.

Mommy was not there, so Ryan had nothing else to do but cry.

He cried, cried until a nice lady gave him a lollipop. He stopped. But the stalker was still there.

Start running.

This shit stalker called Chidi Uzomah thought it would be funny to take Seacrest as a fool. Beside the fact he has a medicine name, he’s damn ugly.

“-Wha’ chu’ doing?

-Taking my Uzomah dude!!!”

Anyway, this fag Chidi is currently in the Army Reserves in Upland, California. He is said to have been trained as a front line soldier and assigned to the 426th Civil Affairs Battalion – a part of the Army special forces, which is attached to the Green Berets.

TMZ tried to find out what this shit is about, and here is what they got: